Thoughts

Waifu here. I thought I would share this precious gem of advertising, while I am still thinking of it. I enjoy a cold box coffee au lait from our vending machines here at school, called simply ていねい珈琲 ("polite/proper coffee" or as the seal reads, "Refined Gracious Cafe Au Lait since 1996")... The box reads: "Meticulously selected beans luscious milk miraculously blended for your tasting pleasure."

Wow. I mean, just, WOW. I knew there was a reason I like this caffeine-in-a-box...it's not just a stimulant... it's a MIRACLE. From Kirin.